be free, Leo.
be free
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preferred mode of travel tbh
This is why I love her so much
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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1 day ago on May 20, 2013 at 10:03am
Tumblr staff has some balls wow
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“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
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I need a ladder.
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david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
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friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
(via taintedsouls-x)
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
